And the day came when the risk to remain tight in a bud was more painful than the risk it took to blossom.
Source: quote-book
Q:Why...?
In case someone needs a quick source of fire for something. What, is it wrong to be prepared?
Q:Well, hey! Hanna found a lighter in your purse!
I always carry a lighter!
Q:Are you smoking, or...?
Smoking?
Seriously?
friendlyneighborhooddeliveryman:
((LAMONT YOU NEED TO STOP.))
((LAMONT MY VAGINA HURTS CAN WE STOP FOR A GODDAMN SECOND))
Source: friendlyneighborhooddeliveryman
friendlyneighborhooddeliveryman:
friendlyneighborhooddeliveryman:
Still want that movie marathon~?
Mmm, I do~
Heh, that does involve getting up, you know?
Nnnnnn I guess…
Source: friendlyneighborhooddeliveryman
Lamont: Eheh…
Lamont: …Did I ever tell you what I did during college?
Donna: No~
Donna: What did you do in college?
Lamont: Couldn’t afford to have my parents pay, and I didn’t get any scholarships…
Lamont: Soooo~
Lamont: I was a gentleman dancer.
Donna: *snrk*
Donna: *covers her mouth with a hand*
Donna: …pfff
Donna: No way.
Lamont: I’m serious!
Lamont: It pays… Pretty fucking well in tips.
Donna: Ohmygod
Donna: Ican’tbreeeeathe
Lamont: Especially when you’re one of the best acts. *grins*
Donna: *cackling* Ohgodstop
Donna: *catches her breath* So you…heh…you like…stripped?
Lamont: Heheh, more or less, yea.
Donna: …
Donna: …wh…what was your stage name?
Lamont: …The Italian Stallion.
Lamont: I didn’t pick it.
Donna: …………………..
Donna: *starts cackling again*
Donna: AAAHHAHA
Lamont: Yea, you laugh now!
Lamont: But I drove /plenty/ of women crazy.
Donna: I WILL OH MY GOD
Lamont: Pff
Donna: YOU DRIVE ME CRAZY
Donna: WITH LAUGHTER
Lamont: *unbuttons shirt slowly* Yea…?
Donna: Ohmygoddon’tI’llpeemypants
Lamont: *already rocking his hips with in a more sensual way* Too late~
Donna: PFFLAMONT
Donna: *kinda pushes him away*
Donna: I’ll spray you with water
Lamont: I hope so! Because I am feeling hot~ hot~ hot~ *wiggles in her lap*
Donna: Ohsweetjesus
Donna: I don’t have to put dollar bills in your buttcrack, do I?
Someone’s at the door.
I’LL GET IT
friendlyneighborhooddeliveryman:
friendlyneighborhooddeliveryman:
Don’t worry over it too much, turtledove.
Okay~ <3 *kiss*
Source: teenage-mutant-ninja-awesome
friendlyneighborhooddeliveryman:
friendlyneighborhooddeliveryman:
…You alright, Donna…?
How could you…?
I…What…? What did I do?
Source: teenage-mutant-ninja-awesome
